It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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