: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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