so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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