I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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