Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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