just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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