Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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