quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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