Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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