You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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