the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We are all done wearing pants today
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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