The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
She's the barista slut.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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