If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Randomize
