I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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