So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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