CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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