Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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