Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
no. you can't hotbox the world.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I could fuck to npr.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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