We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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