He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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