Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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