I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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