we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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