a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
