Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
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I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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