What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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