So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
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Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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