My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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