Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Are we still banned from the library?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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