You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Pants are for mortals
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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