i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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