carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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