I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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Just invented taco cereal.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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