I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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