he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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