I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i used baking grease as lip gloss
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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