white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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