Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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