The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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