i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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