Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
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She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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