absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Yo dont text me then not text me
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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