I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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