Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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