I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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