Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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