Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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