haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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