im about as happy as oj after his trial
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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