DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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