Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she looked like the before picture.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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