new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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