Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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