you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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